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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:41 am    Post subject: A true story... Reply with quote
From a newspaper:

SINGLE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking gal who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm all yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

(Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old tan Labrador retriever!) Laughing
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