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Dee super super poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 406 Location: North East England
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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_ _ i _ _ o o _ _ i _ _
Spent Letters: I A E N O C
An 'O' and a 'C', I hear you both chirp
Only one of you is a bit of a twerp
There are two O's but a 'C' doesn't fit
One of you got lucky, the other's a twit.
This American bird only comes out at night
You rarely see it in the morning light
It has brown feathers and a distinctive call
It leaves its calling card on your garden wall. |
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janer Super Specialist Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: SC Ontario
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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that rhyme is so funny, good one Dee, now I don't know what to ask for. I keep seeing Aurua, all brown sitting on a garden wall.
I will guess there is a W |
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Aurua Extra Super Dooper Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 827 Location: Some where on earth
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:22 am Post subject: |
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I was wondering if it is a "peeping tom"...
but I am sure that is wrong.
Maybe it is a Dee Dee bird
but again it can't be that turd.
My next guess is a letter
and a L sound better
for a guess.
Oh what a mess!
Maybe that bird is janer,
and I bet she is a tenor
as she sings a song.
And all the bells begin to dong.
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Spent Letters: I A E N O C |
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janer Super Specialist Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: SC Ontario
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:42 am Post subject: |
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| these limericks are getting better than the games. |
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Dee super super poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 406 Location: North East England
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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W _ i _ _ o o _ w i l l
Spent Letters: I A E N O C W L
I hear the dawn chorus, I'm up with the lark
I've flown from my nest as it's no longer dark
I'm an early bird and I've just caught a worm
It's big fat and juicy and deliciously firm
I'll save it for you both as you lie in my nest
Last night's threesome was great, I was so impressed
The earth did move and the trees they did shake
Two W's and two L's and you didn't have to fake. |
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licquorice super poster

Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 111
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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funny
is there a p |
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Dee super super poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 406 Location: North East England
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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W_ i ppoo_will
Spent Letters: I A E N O C W L P
The urge is getting stronger, I feel the need to go
I'm looking under the bed, I'm searching for the po
Oh no, I can't find it, it's not there, it has gone
Now I'm getting desperate, can I make it to the john
But I knew I wouldn't get there as I passed the windowsill
On it, a vase with lots of flowers and a golden daffodil
What happened next, don't ask, a secret I must hide
But when I looked the very next day, all the flowers had died
Not one but two P's for you licquorice |
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janer Super Specialist Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: SC Ontario
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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thank god I have guessed it. I can't stand all this bonne ami.Only because I can't compete with you 2.
WHIPPOORWILL |
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Dee super super poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 406 Location: North East England
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Well done Janer, but what can I say
I can write verse any night, any day
Choose a new word, my poems I will end
I don't want you going, clean round the bend
But do you really think I would give it a miss
You're wrong to believe me, I was taking the michael
I was stuck for a rhyme to end that last line
But poems or not, we'll still get on fine. |
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janer Super Specialist Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: SC Ontario
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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here is your word: 9 letters and it is something we all have.
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Belinda super super poster


Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 290 Location: chadderton near oldham
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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Ill try an A Janer _________________
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janer Super Specialist Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: SC Ontario
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| oops. sorry, no A |
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Dee super super poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 406 Location: North East England
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:48 am Post subject: |
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No 'A' for 'asp' Belinda, never mind.
Something we all have Hmmm!! A brain, Janer. Does that include me?
How about a 'G' for 'Gracious'!! |
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janer Super Specialist Poster


Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 1561 Location: SC Ontario
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:14 am Post subject: |
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as gracious as I might be
for you my beloved Dee
there is a brain for
both you and me
but there is no G |
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michael super moderator

Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Posts: 981
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Is there an N? _________________ “Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.”
David Starr Jordan |
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